June 2011
My six year old loves that we just had fake chicken for dinner.
“It’s fake chicken. Ficken. Fricken.”
“Can I have some more fricken?”
“I ate all my fricken!”
“Mmm that was some good fricken!”
“Fricken! Fricken! Fricken!”
May 2011
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Anyone Else But You // The...
Donuts and cartoons with my kids is a great thing.
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Wasting away in Margaritaville
The human body is an odd wonder. I would never think that having a tiny germ could manifest itself into this. My son had a cold. Being two years old, colds happen. A lot. That said, he had a cold for the week prior to my trip to Hawaii for work.
I am fine during this week of baby sickness and I chant the mantra daily, “I have already had whatever he has and I am immune.”
I fly...
Fuck you head cold. Sinus infection. Now earache. You are really making things difficult.
Insane dreams last night but they seemed so real. Sleep deprivation, sinus medicine, and a beverage made it happen. That, or I’m nuts.
Side note: sinus infections and airplanes are not good mixed.
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Sushi-pocalypse
I will be enjoying my favorite food for my pre-apocalyptic last meal. Sushi will be most awesome tonight. I will imbibe sake and beer as well. I encourage you all to join me. Otherwise, maybe we can have brunch next weekend. Hit me up. I sure hope there are no Zombie sushi chefs. That would be a pisser.
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Song for Saturday: Metallica - For Whom The Bell...
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http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
If zombies couldn’t be a real possbility, why would the CDC’s Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan post this?
There are gonna be some awkward church gatherings...
Rule #1: Cardio
Guess who’s got a sick 2 year old and neighbor kids who are bumping gangster rap ringing in the rapture?
